Muslim Para

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Spasmcasm, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A Muslim Para has died whilst training to be a sky diver.
    Sources at the Para sky diving training school said they couldn't understand why his flippers and snorkel didn't open... :twisted:
     
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  2. Aren't you supposed to write "discuss" at the end .... apparently it would illicit more responses ;-)
     
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  3. Six fucking years ago you fucking retarded fuck. It didn't get any responses then because it was shite. Age hasn't improved it.
     
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  4. So well-educated that you can't even workout the date!! Mongo!!!!
     
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  5. hey it's 5 1/2 years !

    But you decided to respond today ... erm ok :)
     
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  6. Fuck off.
     
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  7. So scared, i'll just go and change my pants
     
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  8. Nurse it's out of bed again!
     
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  9. The_Duke

    The_Duke LE Moderator

    122 posts since joining on Friday, and most of them drivel.

    Well done Mart.
     
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  10. Fcuk off Gareth.

    Sent from my D5503 using Tapatalk
     
  11. I concur.
     
  12. funny how it's all of a sudden getting loads of attention then ? ha ha you guys are so easily provoked to show your righteousness well done guys keep it up, very entertaining, definitely helps with curing the boredom
     
  13. So it's toss jokes is it? Ok, your family tree is a cactus, everyone on it is a prick.
     
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  14. Because you are a mong!!
     
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  15. The_Duke

    The_Duke LE Moderator

    The best thing to cure boredom would be for you to step away from the computer for a while.

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