Muslim driving school

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Chef, Jan 12, 2010.

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  1. It seems that the awfully nice BBC are running a six week series on Muslim women learning to drive :?

    If this is already on the forums bin this one, but for goodness sake, six weeks on dopey bints who can't drive anyway?

    What's next, white blokes basketball? Dope dealers price guides?
     
  2. Muslim shaving tips?

    Fashionable burka clothes show?

    Great muslim Inventions?
     
  3. The muslims invented nothing, zero.
     
  4. Hat tip to Terry Pratchett there?
     
  5. Muslim Lorry????

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    ok I pinched off top gear
     
  6. And most of the rest of our numbers.
     
  7. I believe it is from "Jingo". But I could be wrong. So many books to read. Still, it amuses me.
     
  8. You are 'Nobby' Nobs and I claim my AM$5
     
  9. Bastard! :lol: :p :lol: :p :lol: :p
     
  10. Ensure tyre pressures are correct when vehicle is heavily ladened.
     
  11. Touché!

    :wink:
     
  12. which were invented in India :wink:
     
  13. is that touché^2?