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Music to choke Blair to.

Variations on an Original Theme, Op. 36, "Enigma": IX. Nimrod.

I certainly doubt he would understand why though
Stairway to Heaven but the Rolf Harris version.

That should speed up the process.
I think silence but with the deed full miked up by a BBC outside broadcast unit feeding into a satellite feed for ‘worldcast’ and into a 250K, 60 channel PA rig for those fortunate enough to be there but not close enough to hear every sound.
Killing me softly - Fugees

This would be a contradiction in terms however. Can't see it being widely accepted that a chainsaw and a blowtorch could be considered softly.


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D Ream and "Things can only get better" very apt.
Queen - 'Liar'. Through FOB headphones nailed to his ears. Just to drive the point home.

I have sinned dear Father Father I have sinned
Try and help me Father
Won't you let me in? Liar
Nobody believes me Liar
Why don't they leave me alone?
Sire I have stolen stolen many times
Raised my voice in anger
When I know I never should
Liar oh ev'rybody deceives me
Liar why don't you leave me alone

Liar I have sailed the seas
Liar from Mars to Mercury
Liar I have drunk the wine
Liar time after time
Liar you're lying to me
Liar you're lying to me
Father please forgive me
You know you'll never leave me
Please will you direct me in the right way
Liar liar liar liar
Liar that's what they keep calling me
Liar liar liar

Listen are you gonna listen
Mama I'm gonna be your slave
All day long
Mama I'm gonna try behave
All day long
Mama I'm gonna be your slave
All day long
I'm gonna serve you till your dying day
All day long
I'm gonna keep you till your dying day
All day long
I'm gonna kneel down by your side and pray
All day long and pray
All day long and pray
All day long and pray
All day long all day long all day long
All day long all day long all day long


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This is a very special moment in time, and one that should be savoured in all its intensity. It requires a total silence, in a room devoid of other distractions. The only sounds I want to hear are his gurgles and the flapping of his arms and legs on the ground.

I would also want to record the event in high definition from multiple angles for reviewing at a later stage. Dolby would be off.

I would also furnish myself with IR video of the event so that I could overlay it for true technicolour. I would also leave the cameras recording as his body cooled before I set about with a very blunt and rusty saw to dismember the body before placing the bits in one of those tree-shredders.

It would be a great help if his missus was part of the action too.

I am seeking counselling for my rage, but I fear it may be too late.

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