Murphy's Lesser-Known Laws

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  1. 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
    bright until you hear them speak.

    2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

    3. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

    4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
    something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

    6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone
    would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time,
    on a hill, in the fog.

    7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk
    left by those who got there first.

    8. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

    9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

    10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands
    of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
  2. Gotta agree with all 10 :D