Murdering Mothers In Law

#1
How would you, and how would you get away with it?

Entirely idle curiosity you understand - I'm in no way intending to take the best of the ideas presented for my own personal use. At all.

Nothing too time consuming if you please, however I am willing to invest quite heavily in the project. Hypothetically speaking of course.

All contributions gratefully received, thank you.

LB
 
#2
Cake, lots of cake. The fat cow is already near the edge of her own volition, it won't take much more......
 
#4
Easysauce.

Draw a really insulting cartoon of Mohammed and then publish it on Al Jazzeera along with her contact information.... Job Jobbed
 
#5
Cue for a song?
Last night I greased the stairs
Put tacks on all the chairs
.....................................
 
M

Mark The Convict

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#6
Don't get married in the first place, it's worked fine for me. Failing that, hire her a Parisian chauffeur. 'As a treat, Mum, you deserve it'
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#7
arson attack - saves having to sort her shit out afterwards as well

send her a free winning ticket to albania then have words at the local car wash as they will have family who can sort it out for you
 
#8
Poison. You must have picked that username for a reason?
Yes - I like arranged marriages and being painted with my breasts on show.

Seriously; It's a good point, but the dirty corpse-pokers would find it during the post mortem. And she eats even less than I do - I wanted to make this a quick thing, not wait to inject ricin into her two brussel sprouts at Christmas.

Thank you though.

LB
 
#9
Don't get married in the first place, it's worked fine for me. Failing that, hire her a Parisian chauffeur. 'As a treat, Mum, you deserve it'
I love this one. How much would I have to pay willing Arrsers to chase her on mopeds while brandishing cameras?
 
#10
A dish of German noodles. Allegedly.
 

RP578

LE
Book Reviewer
#12
How would you, and how would you get away with it?

Entirely idle curiosity you understand - I'm in no way intending to take the best of the ideas presented for my own personal use. At all.

Nothing too time consuming if you please, however I am willing to invest quite heavily in the project. Hypothetically speaking of course.

All contributions gratefully received, thank you.

LB
My bold: How much are you willing to pay?
 
#13
Have a hard job, unless I got my man to dig her up.
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#14
#15
Roast beef with fresh horseradish...

Easy mistake to make?

I hope nobody tries this...without making a suitable donation to Cuddles' "Mother-in-law Pharmacy Fund"? Because "grass" is a herb too...
 
B

Barbarella

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#16
A caustic tank is very handy for corpse disposal or perhaps even a sinister killing method if you chuck a pine dresser in on top of the old boot to keep her submerged... Plus you get the paint stripped off the pine dresser at the same time.
 
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