Murder Ball

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by No_Duff, Mar 8, 2013.

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  1. Is Murder Ball still played ?
     
  2. Yes, it's just called wheelchair rugby.
     
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  3. Nah, I think its died out.
     
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  4. DieHard

    DieHard LE Book Reviewer

    And so endeth the thread.

    schools banned It years ago. whimps
     
  5. Not in my house.

    Which is why I miss it so badly.

    If it was played in my house, of course, I'd prolly be in a wheelchair as a consequence: I've had a 'clicky' right hip since I dislocated it in a Murder Ball game in 1972, and my boys are both bigger'n'me.

    So's my missus, more's the pity, given that she's 10 inches shorter than I am.
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    Wot was the question again?
     
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  6. Pics or... Ah, never mind actually.
     
  7. Sorry,it's the Health and Safety people innit.I don't want to get sued do I? More than my jobsworth innit.
     
  8. Murderball is only murderball if played with a full 44 patern waterbottle!

    Everything else is girlyball
     
  9. Sand filled if you please!
     
  10. Our QM's banned it as they were fed up of exchanging rags for shiny uniforms.
     
  11. if I remember correctly here are the rules


    rule 1...never mind the ball , get on with the game

    rule 2..there is no rule 2
    rule 3..no pooftahs
     
  12. You had rules? Queer!
     
  13. you let pooftahs play and with the ball? even queerererer!
     
  14. I believe we've stumbled onto Monty Pythons Yorkshiremans skit!