Murder Ball

#2
Yes, it's just called wheelchair rugby.
 
#5
Is Murder Ball still played ?
Not in my house.

Which is why I miss it so badly.

If it was played in my house, of course, I'd prolly be in a wheelchair as a consequence: I've had a 'clicky' right hip since I dislocated it in a Murder Ball game in 1972, and my boys are both bigger'n'me.

So's my missus, more's the pity, given that she's 10 inches shorter than I am.
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Wot was the question again?
 
#9
Murderball is only murderball if played with a full 44 patern waterbottle!

Everything else is girlyball
 
#12
if I remember correctly here are the rules


rule 1...never mind the ball , get on with the game

rule 2..there is no rule 2
rule 3..no pooftahs
 
#14
#16
" i didnt get a nose like this by NOT playing fucking murderball" says the battered younger oldmanron to medic before blowing blood filled snot all over him !!
 
#17
It's played in my house, only the kids call it 'let's wake up dad when he's having a lie in'.

The sooner the gypsies come round again, the better.
 
#19
JNCOs cadre 1979. Game of murderball on the football pitch.

WO2 running the cadre explains the rules - get the ball into the goal. Anything goes except killing the other players.

During one scrum a scream is heard from the bottom of the pile.

The last player to get up from the mud pulls down his shorts - there is a perfect set of teeth marks on one cheek of his arse. The teeth marks were so clear that a dentist could have probably identified which person bit him.

To be fair however, once everyone had had a look and stopped laughing, the injured party pulled his shorts back up and carried on.

Rodney2q
 

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