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Inspector Gareth Woods, of Cheshire Police, said: "This crime is up there with the dumbest of all in the criminal league table.

"There are some pretty stupid criminals around, but to leave your own name at the scene of the crime takes the biscuit.

"The daftness of this lad certainly made our job a lot easier."

Classic! What a complete tool! :D
Sshhh Dozy.... don't treat him wiv disrespeck or he'll be round wiv is cru - da "Adlington Massiv" to pop some caps in yo ass cos he is a 100% gangsta.

Let off a fire extinguisher and broke some crockery you know...

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