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  1. If a munter went on a diet (like that would happen) what would you do with the spare skin.
    Discuss :twisted:
  2. Sew it together to a thick 40cm x 40cm square and pull it around your face untill you stop breathing.
  3. Supply the Jewish with authentic foreskins :D

    Or perhaps fashion it into Biggles style flying helmets?
  4. I can breathe through my ears :wink:
  5. Interesting, fancy meeting up for some no strings casual group sex?
  6. Only if you supply the munters
  7. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Jade's dead ffs! :twisted:
  8. Waistcoat.

    Or a Fedora.
  9. Making myself a munter suit and hanging around nurseries, frightening kids!
  10. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Gather you do that without the munter suit ST.. :twisted:
  11. Wot? Hang around nurseries or frighten kids.........ah, fcuk it, both!! Guilty as charged.....hey, but come on, a porn dealer's got a right to make an honest living, ain't he?
  12. Make it into tents and sent them to disaster victims.

  13. Give it to your mum and tell her to sort her gaping saddle bags out!
  14. Make a woman suit.

    It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
  15. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Vanessa Feltz...


    Would you??