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Munter

#1
Wanted. Some totally unclassy trollop to accompany me to a Christmas party. Fat. Thin. Dolloplike. Greasy hair. No Hair. Facial Hair. Thick pubic hair. Must wear thongs (back2front :wink: ). Am thinking a chav in a Primark Ball gown would go down a treat.
 
#4
I will settle for a Vicky Pollard lookalike with a can of lager in one hand. Her arms must be the size of my thighs and all her tatoos must be spelt correctly.
 
#6
Taffnp said:
I will settle for a Vicky Pollard lookalike with a can of lager in one hand. Her arms must be the size of my thighs and all her tatoos must be spelt correctly.
What's that...her tattoos must be spelt correctly? ;)
 
#7
Must also have tattoos. Not too many but unlike the fussy fcukers on this site if you suffer dyslexia we'll overlook it as long you have washed down below at least the week before. Thoroughly if you're a ginger.
If you do wear heels then please make the effort to cover up any calluses and scabs on your tendons. Prefer stockings but if tights help you to look a bit thinner by holding it so be it. BUT THE THONG MUST BE ON THE INSIDE NOT THE OUTSIDE!
 
#9
FABLONBIFFCHIT said:
Must also have tattoos. Not too many but unlike the fussy fcukers on this site if you suffer dyslexia we'll overlook it as long you have washed down below at least the week before. Thoroughly if you're a ginger.
If you do wear heels then please make the effort to cover up any calluses and scabs on your tendons. Prefer stockings but if tights help you to look a bit thinner by holding it so be it. BUT THE THONG MUST BE ON THE INSIDE NOT THE OUTSIDE!

Blimey I'm not far off your ideal bird! Although I do prefer the term "red head" to ginger, the tat is on the inside thigh and talking of thighs I've been told they are rather nice and firm, granted they were wrapped round his neck at the time holding him in place :D

As for washing, do you mean to say that you don't like the stale smell of wee?

PM me baby, for a bottle of Red Thunderbird I'm yours :wink:
 
#16
girliebiker said:
FABLONBIFFCHIT said:
Must also have tattoos. Not too many but unlike the fussy fcukers on this site if you suffer dyslexia we'll overlook it as long you have washed down below at least the week before. Thoroughly if you're a ginger.
If you do wear heels then please make the effort to cover up any calluses and scabs on your tendons. Prefer stockings but if tights help you to look a bit thinner by holding it so be it. BUT THE THONG MUST BE ON THE INSIDE NOT THE OUTSIDE!

Blimey I'm not far off your ideal bird! Although I do prefer the term "red head" to ginger, the tat is on the inside thigh and talking of thighs I've been told they are rather nice and firm, granted they were wrapped round his neck at the time holding him in place :D

As for washing, do you mean to say that you don't like the stale smell of wee?

PM me baby, for a bottle of Red Thunderbird I'm yours :wink:

Right, where do I get a bottle of thunderbird from at short notice?
 
#19
FABLONBIFFCHIT said:
Wanted. Some totally unclassy trollop to accompany me to a Christmas party. Fat. Thin. Dolloplike. Greasy hair. No Hair. Facial Hair. Thick pubic hair. Must wear thongs (back2front :wink: ). Am thinking a chav in a Primark Ball gown would go down a treat.


Oh if only there was a Primark nearby.
 

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