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Mumsnet.

#3
However on any thread involving the joys of breast feeding in public places - do not suggest they go the whole hog a strip off their tops so the boys can get a proper look.
They get very cross about that sort of thing.
 
#5
FFS I know this is ARRSE but even the mention of Harridan Hell makes my dick shrivel up and hide. You should be ashamed of yourself.


Oh and please don't say their name three times because the brown smelly stuff will hit the AirCon
 

TheresaMay

ADC
Moderator
DirtyBAT
#6
Never understood the fascination the members of this site have with Mumsnet. Assuming it's like an online version of Loose Women - the thought of reading endless discussions about cushions, makeovers and breastfeeding make me shudder as it is - throw in some anonymous bitching and trolling and it's no wonder some of you lot spend half your days at the bottom of a turps barrel.
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#7
Never understood the fascination the members of this site have with Mumsnet. Assuming it's like an online version of Loose Women - the thought of reading endless discussions about cushions, makeovers and breastfeeding make me shudder as it is - throw in some anonymous bitching and trolling and it's no wonder some of you lot spend have your days at the bottom of a turps barrel.
Indeed, just leave them to it. I'm sure we've enough kids on school holidays to give grief and returning wankers that cause annoyance.
 
#9
I'm sure we've enough kids on school holidays to give grief and returning wankers that cause annoyance.
I was about to say much the same thing. We have some deliciously retarded members on this site who don't bugger off- despite frequent Pelka-esque verbal kickings. Attracting the yeasty breeders on that site to come hear is a pointless exercise when there are sufficient moon-heads on here to get stuck in to.
 
#12
Never understood the fascination the members of this site have with Mumsnet. Assuming it's like an online version of Loose Women - the thought of reading endless discussions about cushions, makeovers and breastfeeding make me shudder as it is - throw in some anonymous bitching and trolling and it's no wonder some of you lot spend half your days at the bottom of a turps barrel.
Must not sign up on there, must not.

Like the fucking lesbos and dried up hags would let me.

Dirty skanks.

Could they survive a night on the lash with me, Fatlass and Moodwa?

The lovely lovely angels that they are.

Just asking, like.
 
#15
FUCK!!!!!! MY FRIEND HAS MARFAN SYNDROME!!!!! How do I tell her???

That was the title of the (since disappeared) thread. Much sympathising and dispensing of sisterly advice ensued, until one girl questioned the basic facts due to the contradictory nature of the OP's responses. She was rounded on by some of the others, so clippety clop, I joined in. First day, and I got infracted, damn near banned actually.
 
#16
Oh deary me - rearrange these words into a well known phrase or saying.....

Stick - Hornet's - Put - Nest - a - Into - a
Hiya!

I think they are lovely and have a nice sense of humour. I also groove to Donny Osmond and One Direction. Got a problem with that?

Some things are true, some things are not.
 
#18
It's toe curling how people on here fear a pack of slags and liars. It's annoying that instead of leaving them to their corner of the internet folk off here link stories off here to bait them and then moan when our little haven of gloriously un-PC nastiness gets more rules because of it. The bit I really don't understand why so many of you actually spend time on there and then come back here to slag it off.

You pointless clouds of bastard.
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#20
It's toe curling how people on here fear a pack of slags and liars. It's annoying that instead of leaving them to their corner of the internet folk off here link stories off here to bait them and then moan when our little haven of gloriously un-PC nastiness gets more rules because of it. The bit I really don't understand why so many of you actually spend time on there and then come back here to slag it off.

You pointless clouds of bastard.
Indeed and when all we're allowed to talk about is Mars bars with Arabic writing...
 

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