Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cuddles, Apr 18, 2006.

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  1. Now the Fenian Bride is a devotee of mumsnet, a sort of Arrse for mothers I suppose one would describe it. They have recently been discussing the sexual merits of the various males, Sid, Justin, Chris and other assorted softies, who present the children's programmes. With the exception of Sid (built like a fijian second row), most of these blokes are so wet you could shoot snipe off them.

    What I believe we need to do is discuss the charms of the several dorises who accompany them on the channel. Nicole and sue from Ceebeebies would definitely get it, as would miss Hoolie from Balamory. The new presenter Ava on Ceebeebies is also hot as fcuk.

    I'm not sure about Poi, although her cameo as a Thai prossy in Bridget Jones II wins her valuable points.

    Sara-Jane off of Tikkabilla is a gurning, tits and arse hoofer rejected by the legitimate musical theatre and is typical of the worst excesses of Greenjacket officers in selecting their wives/girlfriends.

    What say you nicole really the horniest thing on children's television since Susan Stranks? Is this a fifteen post wonder or will it become a "Posts 548 Views 1000000" type thread? It all depends on you and whether you have amateur porn shots of these girls to post I suppose...

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  2. There was a rather nice black girl who used to sing "We've had so much fun today" during the CBeebies "Bye bye song" (1900 sharp each evening).
    I know that she was looking straight at me when she said that.
    I miss her. Where has she gone?
  3. She's been 'replaced' Her and the white lady too. Very Stalinistic.
  4. You must have too much time on your hands!

    P.S I was always a bit partial to Cheggars missus on the Noel Edmunds Swap Shop in my time or the dozzy black haired bint with Chris Tarrant on the other damn Saturday kids programme - now what was it again oh my memory fades or am I going La la?
  5. At least Balamory still has the geordie wheelchair bird.
  6. Ok I admit it the doris who does (or did) the Milkshake shake every morning! I often used to stand watching the tele before work and think she could have it! (oh and thank god for lycra and cold mornings)
    Met her once at an autograph signing in the Shopping Centre in Lakeside. After she had signed for my kids all I could think of intelligent to say was 'nice t*ts by the way' she blushed my wife choked on her McD milkshake and then made me pay for a very long time.

    Still it was worth it still makes me chuckle now.

  7. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Whatever happened to Flowella Benjamin??Mind you,I'd LOVE to do the Teletubbies.......

  8. I saw boogiebabies for the first time yesterday, and the doris on that would be worth it!
  9. I thought Sarah Jane from Tikkabilla was hot as fcuk actually. So there!!!!!!!! From my childhood which has now followed through to adulthood is Melissa Joan Hart from Clarissa explains it all!!!!!!!!
  10. Justin AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGRH I fecking hate him, he freaks me out. When I see him I want to stick red hot needles in my eyes

  11. You're forgetting other goldmines:

    Disney channel and Nick/Nick Jr has some hot presenters
  12. Mmmm Penny Pocket! Twos up with Suzy Sweet if you're game?
  13. What!! Squeaky biffa Natalie? Side-kick to "Gurning Pete"? Nooooooooooooo! Nicole is the ethnic totty de choix on CeeBeebies!
  14. Keep on thread. This strictly about Ceebeebies totty. no Amercian cack, no ITV cack. You should not encourage your children to watch commercial TV - unless you want the house full of my little bastard pony paraphenalia. honestly, it would be like watching ITV news - they make it up you know!

    Oh and the person who screamed at the thought of Justin - he puts the fiddle in kiddy fiddler if you ask me!