Mums make porn

ExREME..TECH

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Fang_Farrier

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it does make the old Alan Partridge scene seem pretty believable, these meetings must be no more than a constant free stream of consciousness from people off their tits on expensive coffee and pilates induced endorphins.
Mrs F is friends with a quite well known TV producer specialising in cooking.

Some of the dinner table chats with proposed projects are quite surreal
 

kimmi851

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That's ridiculous.

Everyone knows that a 3d6 roll gives a better bell curve to better replicate probability in decision-making.
Mine seem to come up all cackles when I try

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Unfotunalely l like my porn like l like my football, boxing and open heart surgery......

Performed by professionals!
 
Unfotunalely l like my porn like l like my football, boxing and open heart surgery......

Performed by professionals!
I feel sorry for you it must be awful being stuck with such niche viewing habits, you've only got Bodie to knock one out over now, with Doyle and Cowley dead
 

Sadurian

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Unfotunalely l like my porn like l like my football, boxing and open heart surgery......

Performed by professionals!
Oddly enough, I'm the opposite. The over-painted pouting professionals leave me cold, especially when combined with those damned silly stripper shoes..
 

Guns

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Joker62

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Shouldn't it be Mumsnet make porn. With the rest of ARRSE watching or joining?
You wouldn't be saying that if you'd actually met any of them (apart from my wife who is lovely :mrgreen: but not available for porn though)
 
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Fang_Farrier

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Oddly enough, I'm the opposite. The over-painted pouting professionals leave me cold, especially when combined with those damned silly stripper shoes..
Haven't met many cardiac surgeons who fit that description.


Except Nigel.
 

Dredd

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You wouldn't be saying that if you'd actually met any of them (apart from my wife who is lovely :mrgreen: but not available for porn though)
Aye she is . . . oh, wait. No. As you were now.
 

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