Mums make porn

#1
Whilst C4 never got around to bringing the warning triangle back, they have decided at least to make their own MILF porn (all in the best possible taste as the late great Kenny Everett would say)

The five women taking part in Channel 4 show Mums Make Porn first had to research hardcore films that could be accessed by youngsters online for free.

Mum-of-six Sarah Louise was so traumatised that she threw up, and 40-year old Sarah cried seeing graphic rape-based content. She said: “If that was the first time I’d seen anything about sex I’d be petrified. I just thought all of a sudden that I was going to throw up.

"We need to show kids that there’s something else than this horrible sh*t we see on the internet." She added: “If my son treated a woman like that I would kick his arse to kingdom come.

Mums Make Porn is a show that aims to change the way we think about X-rated content online.


Many teenagers’ first knowledge of sex is formed or influenced by what they access on the internet.


And this type of material is often very problematic in his depicture of everyone’s favourite intimate time.


Rather than nurturing sexist attitudes in the youth, Mums Make Porn will see a group of ordinary mums create their own teenage-friendly film about the topic.


The parents will write, cast, direct and edit their mum-approved pornographic film, which will then air on Channel 4
What's the bets on how the MILF porn will turn out?
 
#2
Whilst C4 never got around to bringing the warning triangle back, they have decided at least to make their own MILF porn (all in the best possible taste as the late great Kenny Everett would say)






What's the bets on how the MILF porn will turn out?
What could possibly go wrong? :clap::clap::clap::clap:
 
#4
Princess Productions still in business then?

What next, Begum's Kosher Bacon Butty challenge, diseased wombed terrorist bint Shamima Begum challenges a group of Ultra Orthodox Israeli settlers to cook her the ultimate bacon sarnie.
 
#5
Princess Productions still in business then?

What next, Begum's Kosher Bacon Butty challenge, diseased wombed terrorist bint Shamima Begum challenges a group of Ultra Orthodox Israeli settlers to cook her the ultimate bacon sarnie.
Maybe some sort of collaboration between Bear Grylls and Ray Mears that sees each of the intrepid Explorers mentor and guide a team of several Jihadi couples attempt to nurture and support offspring, and eachother, in increasingly inhospitable environs.

"Wasteland Parenting"

Or we could take it a step further and sort of blend in elements of one of those mental Japanese game shows too.
 
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Maybe some sort of collaboration between Bear Grylls and Ray Mears that sees each of the intrepid Explorers mentor and guide a team of several Jihadi couples attempt to nurture and support offspring, and eachother, in increasingly inhospitable environs.

"Wasteland Parenting"

Or we could take it a step further and sort of blend in elements of one of those mental Japanese game shows too.
So a cross between Takeshi's Castle and Bushtucker man, but with fundamentalist Islam.

Why not, what could go wrong?

 
#13
Cleaned my teeth, put on my best clobber,
Tonight's the night I'm going to knob her
Vauxhall Viva's covered in rust,
But you can't shag a bird on a 29 bus

Sheer poetry
Macc Lad Walt.
 
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