Mummification would you?

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  1. I've been watching the channel 4 program on a lorry driver being mummified after he died of lung cancer. It was ok apart from the maggots on the body farm. Question would you want to be mummified?
  2. I dunno about myself, but I am planning on the ex- being buried. Alive.
  3. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Like the dead bloke on the telly, I'll be dead so I couldn't give a fuck. As long as it doesn't upset my family, I don't care if they make me the star of a necro porn film.
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  4. Cremation for me. Preferably after I'm dead.
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  5. Wrapping someone in bandages, filling them full of drugs, doesn't that sound like an Afghan village-leader ?
  6. Burn me and dump me. Like I'll give a fuck. Could always try that cryogenic freezing.

  7. Was he still driving trucks after being mummified? I think I've seen him on the M6.
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  8. I didn't want to be in the first place. I might have turned out all right if she'd let me have a puppy. Fucking tortoise indeed!
  9. I'd like to be stuffed by a taxidermist, with laser pointers for eyes, and sculpted in a 'old-man-peering-out-of-a-window-waving-a-fist-annoyed-at-young-kids-that-are-messing-with-my-vegetable-patch' position. That'll learn 'em.
  10. Sounds more like Michael Jackson
  11. with flies open and dick hanging out
  12. I want to be launched into space where I'll orbit the sun without decomposing for millenia.

    then I'll be found and brought back to life by a super sexy alien race who's male population has died out and needs me for the survival of their species.

    that's the plan, anyway.
  13. I'm now planning on antagonizing enough people that I'll end up laying in state on a mattress in a butchers shop.
  14. Well matey, at least you have a plan - which is more than most. Best of luck with it.

    ..and it makes just as much sense as going to live in the clouds with the big sky pixie or his invisible friends...

    As for me, I plan to go out shagging or pissed - both at the same time will do. After than I don't really care. However, if I'm cremated please scatter the ashes somewhere with a nice view...the changing rooms in the gym at Cheltenham Ladies College would be fine thanks.

  15. ***Only matelots will understand this***

    When Ravers koofers it, I plan on having him mummified, I will then install a small remote control levering device under his right armpit.
    I will then patent him and sell him to the RN so they can place him at the end of ship's gangways and Qms and bosun's mates can salute oncoming officers at the press of a button.
    Herbert Lott award at the very least!

    Dragon's den here I come...

    Edit: Will need a few tweaks to be able to perform some of the more 'arse-licking' salutes I have seen....the ones where the OOD salutes an offgoing senior and continues and pivots whilst important bloke walks along jetty.