Mumbling midget

One morning, a stud farm owner receives a visit from a midget wanting to buy a horse. It soon becomes obvious that the dwarf has a bad speech impediment, when he asks, “Can I view a female horth?”

The owner leads one out and shows the midget the hoofs and legs.

“That’th a thtrong looking horth for thure,” says the midget nodding his head. “Can I thee her mouf?”

Confused as to how the tiny man will even ride the animal let alone look at it’s mouth, he picks him up by the braces and shows him the horses mouth.

“Nith, healthy looking horth,” agrees the dwarf. “Now move me awownd to her eerth …”

Getting somewhat annoyed, the owner lifts up the midget one more time to look at the horses ears.

“Finally,” says the little guy, “can I see her twot.”

With that the owner picks up the midget and shoves him head first right up the horses fanny, pulls him out after a minute and slams him back down on the ground. The midget stumbles around dazed then gathers his wits.

“Perhapth I thould have rephrased that,” says the dwarf shaking his head, “Can I thee her wun awownd a liddle bit?”
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