Mum - mind your own business!

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Josh Rosenroth, Jan 24, 2011.

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  1. Daddy to his 15 y/o daughter: "Why is Mum lying unconsciously on the floor?"

    Daughter:"It's her own fault, Dad. She shouldn't have read my diary!"
     
  2. Is that a joke?
     
  3. All I know is my fucking eyes are bleeding now.

    TPBD
     
  4. Will somebody PLEASE stop this muppet from putting any more shite jokes on here !
     
  5. Josh....... will you do us all a favour and fcuk off.......not one of your 'jokes' are even remotely funny