mum in the bath

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by wannabesapper, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. mums in the bath little boy walks in and says whats that between your legs
    mum replies its my sponge
    ok the boy says
    1 week later the same thing happens boy walks into bathroom except mums shaved her mitt
    boy says where is your sponge
    she replies i lost it
    boy says i will look for it for you
    mum laughs :D
    next day boy runs into house mum mum i have found your sponge
    mum says where did you find it
    the women next doors washing my dads face with it :?: :?:
     
  2. very good