Mum and her bible

Four brothers left home for college and they became successful
doctors and lawyers and they prospered. Some years later, they chatted after
having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give
their elderly mother on her birthday.

The first said "I had a big house built for Mother."

The second said "I had a state of the art film theatre built in
the house."

The third said "I had my Mercedes dealer put an SL600 in her garage."

The fourth said, "You know how Mother loved reading the Bible and
you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well.
I met this vicar who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible.
It took 20 monks 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute £100,000
a year for twelve years to the religious order but it was worth it.
Mum just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed.
After her birthday Mum sent out her Thank You notes.

She wrote:

"Mark, the house you built is so huge. I live in
only one room but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

"Michael, you gave me an expensive theatre with Dolby sound, it
could hold 50 people but all my friends are dead, I've lost
my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it.
Thank you for the gesture just the same."

"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home; I have my
groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes.
The thought was there. Thank you."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to
give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious.
Thank you."
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