A young woman gives birth - the midwife raises an eybrow and the woman asks "everything OK? "Oh - yes" says the midwife, but you do know it's black don't you?" "Oh - that's OK" says the woman "With slanted eyes?" "Oh - that's OK" "Er, and blonde hair?" "Look" says the woman - "I'm a porn star and it's all a result of a particularly mean gangbang scene" Just then the midwife slaps the baby's arrse and it goes "WAAAA - WAAAA!" "Thank God for that" says the woman "I was worried it might bark!"