Multi race baby

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Welshexpat, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A young woman gives birth - the midwife raises an eybrow and the woman asks "everything OK?

    "Oh - yes" says the midwife, but you do know it's black don't you?"

    "Oh - that's OK" says the woman

    "With slanted eyes?"

    "Oh - that's OK"

    "Er, and blonde hair?"

    "Look" says the woman - "I'm a porn star and it's all a result of a particularly mean gangbang scene"

    Just then the midwife slaps the baby's arrse and it goes "WAAAA - WAAAA!"

    "Thank God for that" says the woman "I was worried it might bark!"