Mugshots

#1
Now I look on my role on arrse as a pioneer, pushing back the boundaries of alcohol, sex and so forth, which must by extension include junk foodstuffs. I was recently enticed by a sexy ginger bird into sampling something called a "Mugshot" at Sainsbury's. It tasted noodly and spicy(it was about a teaspoonful) and so I bought a couple of packets.

Now dear colleagues of the Arrse, hear me now! I like pot noodle, I like Batchelor's super noodles and I have never knowingly turned down chow mein, Singapore noodles or indeed any oriental pasta-y stuff. However by all that is sacred to me, ginger birds, Lisa Tarbuck and Malt Whisky, I beg of you, heed my warning. I have just sampled the Mugshot in the comfort of my own office and they are possibly the most disgusting form of instant food I have ever had. I include cuppasoup with croutons in that list, you see I am serious here.

It is too late for me lads, and lasses, but for Arrse's sake, save yourselves!!
 
#3
Honorable of you to 'take one for the team'.

Your sacrifice will I have no doubt, save others.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
Book Reviewer
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#5
You, sir, are a gentleman. A fine example to all the rapscallions and ragamuffins on this site. Selfless and generous of spirit ( except for the Malt), you expand the horizons and push back the boundaries of culinary experimentation. I salute and applaud you. But not, obviously at the same time, since my hands can't do both, without seruously injuring my eyes.
 
#8
A totally selfless act Cuddles.

I will light a candle in memory of your personal sacrifice in the name of arrse.


fastmedic
 
#9
Is it too late to add that I'm outraged at this.

Not sure why, but I definitely am.

RIP mate.
 
#10
Recuperate.I.P Cuddles :wink:
 
#11
Is Cuddles not worthy of an award.... something like the A.F.C.?
(Arrse Force Cross)
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#12
I'm outraged that you have had to suffer such an indignity, and you have my sincere condolences.

Please be advised though, that everyone should avoid anything with the word 'mug' in it. I hope this helps you through your suffering.
 
B

Biscuits_AB

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#13
Cuddles said:
Now I look on my role on arrse as a pioneer, pushing back the boundaries of alcohol, sex and so forth, which must by extension include junk foodstuffs. I was recently enticed by a sexy ginger bird into sampling something called a "Mugshot" at Sainsbury's. It tasted noodly and spicy(it was about a teaspoonful) and so I bought a couple of packets.

Now dear colleagues of the Arrse, hear me now! I like pot noodle, I like Batchelor's super noodles and I have never knowingly turned down chow mein, Singapore noodles or indeed any oriental pasta-y stuff. However by all that is sacred to me, ginger birds, Lisa Tarbuck and Malt Whisky, I beg of you, heed my warning. I have just sampled the Mugshot in the comfort of my own office and they are possibly the most disgusting form of instant food I have ever had. I include cuppasoup with croutons in that list, you see I am serious here.

Now if this were me, I'd be telling you all how f*cking good it is and to get your collective arrses down Tesco's and snap yourself up a tasty treat.....and then I'd have sat back and watched the thread fill up with 'you lying c*nt, they're sh*te' stylee posts. But that's just me.

It is too late for me lads, and lasses, but for Arrse's sake, save yourselves!!
 
B

Biscuits_AB

Guest
#14
Cuddles said:
Now I look on my role on arrse as a pioneer, pushing back the boundaries of alcohol, sex and so forth, which must by extension include junk foodstuffs. I was recently enticed by a sexy ginger bird into sampling something called a "Mugshot" at Sainsbury's. It tasted noodly and spicy(it was about a teaspoonful) and so I bought a couple of packets.

Now dear colleagues of the Arrse, hear me now! I like pot noodle, I like Batchelor's super noodles and I have never knowingly turned down chow mein, Singapore noodles or indeed any oriental pasta-y stuff. However by all that is sacred to me, ginger birds, Lisa Tarbuck and Malt Whisky, I beg of you, heed my warning. I have just sampled the Mugshot in the comfort of my own office and they are possibly the most disgusting form of instant food I have ever had. I include cuppasoup with croutons in that list, you see I am serious here.

It is too late for me lads, and lasses, but for Arrse's sake, save yourselves!!
Now if this were me, I'd be telling you all how f*cking good it is and to get your collective arrses down Tesco's and snap yourself up a tasty treat.....and then I'd have sat back and watched the thread fill up with 'you lying c*nt, they're sh*te' stylee posts. But that's just me.
 
#15
Of course one negative spin off from Cuddles self sacrifice will be that those of an inquiring mind plus those that are just stupid of course will now be going "So just how horrible can it be. I wonder?" or "Bet it ain't as nasty as he said".

This will of course lead to a massive increase in sale of the said "shiteinamug" with a concurrent increase in the value of the shares of which ever company it is that inflicts this stuff on us.

Where did you say you worked again Cuddles?
 
#16
Biscuits_AB said:
Cuddles said:
Now I look on my role on arrse as a pioneer, pushing back the boundaries of alcohol, sex and so forth, which must by extension include junk foodstuffs. I was recently enticed by a sexy ginger bird into sampling something called a "Mugshot" at Sainsbury's. It tasted noodly and spicy(it was about a teaspoonful) and so I bought a couple of packets.

Now dear colleagues of the Arrse, hear me now! I like pot noodle, I like Batchelor's super noodles and I have never knowingly turned down chow mein, Singapore noodles or indeed any oriental pasta-y stuff. However by all that is sacred to me, ginger birds, Lisa Tarbuck and Malt Whisky, I beg of you, heed my warning. I have just sampled the Mugshot in the comfort of my own office and they are possibly the most disgusting form of instant food I have ever had. I include cuppasoup with croutons in that list, you see I am serious here.

It is too late for me lads, and lasses, but for Arrse's sake, save yourselves!!
Now if this were me, I'd be telling you all how f*cking good it is and to get your collective arrses down Tesco's and snap yourself up a tasty treat.....and then I'd have sat back and watched the thread fill up with 'you lying c*nt, they're sh*te' stylee posts. But that's just me.
Yep, that's you all over AB.
 
#17
Cuddles is NOT a registered trademark of Batchelors nor indeed Knorr!

I take AB's point but they were so seriously nasty, ebven I could not visit them upon you all! As an aside they have been repeating something dreadful and I may give the rest of them to the dog...on Monday morning before I set off back to work for the week!
 
#20
This Ginger minge, is she still out there?
 
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