Now I look on my role on arrse as a pioneer, pushing back the boundaries of alcohol, sex and so forth, which must by extension include junk foodstuffs. I was recently enticed by a sexy ginger bird into sampling something called a "Mugshot" at Sainsbury's. It tasted noodly and spicy(it was about a teaspoonful) and so I bought a couple of packets. Now dear colleagues of the Arrse, hear me now! I like pot noodle, I like Batchelor's super noodles and I have never knowingly turned down chow mein, Singapore noodles or indeed any oriental pasta-y stuff. However by all that is sacred to me, ginger birds, Lisa Tarbuck and Malt Whisky, I beg of you, heed my warning. I have just sampled the Mugshot in the comfort of my own office and they are possibly the most disgusting form of instant food I have ever had. I include cuppasoup with croutons in that list, you see I am serious here. It is too late for me lads, and lasses, but for Arrse's sake, save yourselves!!