Mugshot Mongery - Your local DNA fails

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He has some neck showing up here
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O Zangado

War Hero
Irish, Irish, irish, scouser
We suffer from the worst goalkeeper in the Universe, we put up with the "We all love Liverpool FC" and "Scousers - How far can they Sink" threads and then you come out with that, you utter, utter barsteward"

Enough already!

On a serious note and as an alternative, why not try "Irish, Irish, Irish, N*g**r" and see how long it takes for the hammer to fall?

OZ:pissedoff:
 
We suffer from the worst goalkeeper in the Universe, we put up with the "We all love Liverpool FC" and "Scousers - How far can they Sink" threads and then you come out with that, you utter, utter barsteward"

Enough already!

On a serious note and as an alternative, why not try "Irish, Irish, Irish, N*g**r" and see how long it takes for the hammer to fall?

OZ:pissedoff:
Casual racism is not a good look.
 
I am so using this as my Teams profile picture today and see if anyone notices...

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He would have given Albert Pierrepoint something extra to calculate when working out the length of hangman's rope to use. A bit of extra stretch and this fella would have touched the ground when the trapdoor opened.
 
A new one. Knife, Machete, Drugs, No licence or Insurance etc etc. I think the cro-magnon is strong in this one.

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I`m amazed they comply with civvy security , I was wrongly followed out of a Tesco by store security (something in a new jacket set off their alarm ) and was told I had to go to the managers office over a security matter , my reply was along the lines of go and fcuk yourself , I shown him my receipt and got in my car whilst he continued to say I had to go with him , I then told him to go and watch his videos and left , went back a few days later , same security never said a word.
Being in the right and having done nothing wrong, I find that just being polite and smiling while explaining and being checked does the job. No need for the drama then.
 
Being in the right and having done nothing wrong, I find that just being polite and smiling while explaining and being checked does the job. No need for the drama then.
I enjoy confrontation and even a brawl when I`m in the right but age is catching up with me and sooner or later I know I`ll get a beating .
 
I enjoy confrontation and even a brawl when I`m in the right but age is catching up with me and sooner or later I know I`ll get a beating .
I don't do "confrontational" much nowadays. With my non-argumental approach, I don't become wound up by it and you still get to walk away having dominated the moral high ground. I think it's the smiling about it and being nice that they don't like because it looks like I'm just taking the piss out of them.
 

tgo

War Hero
I wonder if the police mugshot cameras have a mong filter so no matter what you like , you come out looking like those.
 
I wonder if the police mugshot cameras have a mong filter so no matter what you like , you come out looking like those.
An old trick when having a security pass mugshot taken is to lean back a bit but keep looking at the lens. it makes you look like a bank robber/ thug.
try it next time.
 

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