Of course not. He's been out in Singapore for tests and treatment for prostate cancer. Hopefully this involved having a knitting needle forced down his Jap's eye for a biopsy. Plenty of rectal exams too we hope. Hey Bob, you've had another man's fingers up your hoop. You're now officially gay.
Apparently the end is nigh and, in the true spirit of communist dictators everywhere, he's scouting around for a successor. His kids are a bit too young to carry the torch so it might be down to his missus, if she can find a way to run the country while trying on shoes at Jimmy Choo.
Ah, a little ray of sunshine in a rainswept day. Truly, there is a God! One party I definitely don't want to be invited to ...Bob, Maggie, Ron, Tony and Cherie, with the 2 Georgies providing the music. Venue for the get-together is already settled, just a matter of time.
Perhapse a civil war withy every ione expecting us as the "former colonial rulers" to sort it and send millions in aid
No doubt we will be expected to open our doors to welcome our former subjects back to the old country