Mugabe dies.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by dragknuckle, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Mugabe dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St Peter tells him that he's not on the list and doesn't belong in heaven, Mugabe must go to hell. So he goes to hell where the devil gives him a hearty welcome, and tells him to make himself at home. Then Mugabe notices that he's left his luggage at the pearly gates and tells satan, who says "no problem, i'll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff". When the devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked and St peter has gone to lunch, they start debating what to do, finally one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall to get the luggage. As they are climbing the wall, two little see them, and one says to the other, "My Lord, look at that! Mugabe has been in hell no more than ten minutes and we're already getting bloody refugees!" :