It was recently announced that this shameless man has won his presidential election with an 88.5% landslide victory across the entire 10 provinces of Zimby. He was sworn in as president earlier today. Worse still, Brown pledges money to the country if they stabilise their democracy. I fail to see how that could be possible at all and am angered at the whole circus. I feel less of a British citizen than I ever have with this joke leading our country while offering our cash to an utter joke leading a corrupt country far, far away. Miserable state of affairs, really it is.