Muff Guff

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Gaz_ED, Oct 23, 2008.

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  1. How many names are there for the fluids that seep from a ladies' minge?

    4 categories:-

    Liquid (Sex P*ss) -

    Solid (Fanny Batter) -

    Powdered (Cnut Dust) -

    Menstrual (Clot Snot) -

    All replies appreciated..........apart from ones that say "Gaz ED" :D
  2. That's a hell of a thesis you're researching there.
  3. It's a cnut of a thesis..... :lol:
  4. love p*ss
    Fish paste
    Fanny brew
    C*ck coolant OEP 220
  5. wuss pus

    cum cream

    fanny grease

    2nd Lieutenant
  6. Isn't a muff guff a fanny fart???
  7. Harry
    Harry monk
    Cream egg
  8. Minge Juice
    Front botty Spunk
    Cnut Trumpet Spaff
    Flaps extract

    Do I win £10?
  9. Tottenham Hotspur
  10. Are you not including vapour?

    Oh, and powdered? I've never seen that before...
  11. marmite - well you either like it of not
  12. no you mean Arsenal :D

  13. Thats disgusting! :wink:
  14. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    "so she said "kiss me where its wet and smells of fish", so he took her to Arbroath"

    ....I ll get my coat
  15. Dont know what type of women you go for but if they exude Harry Monk just havea grab down below to make sure they're not a tranny or a Jan the Man! :wink: