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Muff Diving

#3
Great idea. Think of the more pleasant ASSpects! If you're troubled by the odor and taste...then get a kit.
Have a strawberry application and if it's still sour then gently suggest a feminine hygiene product...which
being the gent should have in your kit. Of course a good Texas Bar-B-Q sauce works wonders...
 
#5
weatherhead said:
Great idea. Think of the more pleasant ASSpects! If you're troubled by the odor and taste...then get a kit.
Have a strawberry application and if it's still sour then gently suggest a feminine hygiene product...which
being the gent should have in your kit. Of course a good Texas Bar-B-Q sauce works wonders...
I favour tabasco sauce. You have to tie them up first of course.
 
#6
:? ...Do that mean that Transgendered Matelots will have to have their own separate heads, ablutions and bunks..... and what if the sub only has room for hot-bunking..... will you be allowed to sniff the sheets, mattreses etc..... :p


..Maaatrooon... I've forgotton to take me Meds ag :lol: ain....
 

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