Mud wrestling rules needed

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Swamp_Rat, Apr 3, 2008.

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  1. Tried googling, no joy there, seems like jungle rules will prevail.

    Unless you can suggest something um appropriate.

    Thanks in advance.
  2. Not sure on the actual rules, but it is a tradition that the losers rectum is penetrated by a corkscrew, while her clitoris is removed with a pair of nail clippers and consumed by the victor.

    In certain counties this practice is legal under by-laws.
  3. from what I remember about mud wrestling there were no rules except don't get mud on the camera if its being filmed.

    How do I know this?..........

    Many years ago I was a minder to a couple of "ladies" who toured the UK with that as their profession.

    Interesting times I can tell you.......
  4. heh heh

    Found plenty of references to mud wrestling itself, for your own research you might want to check it out yourself.
  5. Flashbacks!!!!

    I've just gone blind :D