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MRS TB - TANDEM PARACHUTE JUMP

#1
Mrs TB has vol'd for a tandem parachute jump this Fri - she's getting cold feet and needs some encouragement - words of sp from ARRSERs appreciated!!!!
 
#5
Don't do it woman!

Death is invetiable, but at least put it off until old age, unless of course Mr tattybadger wants to turn you in for a younger model and has actually engineered this whole parchute jump thing with a possible candidate for suicide to make the tandem jump with you...........Hmmm have you checked to make sure he hasn't taken out any extra insurance on your life recently? :(
 
#6
Henry_Tombs said:
Don't do it woman!

Death is invetiable, but at least put it off until old age, unless of course Mr tattybadger wants to turn you in for a younger model and has actually engineered this whole parchute jump thing with a possible candidate for suicide to make the tandem jump with you...........Hmmm have you checked to make sure he hasn't taken out any extra insurance on your life recently? :(
thanks tw*t you rumbled me!!! She's hovering on the you go/no I'll go fence and I reckon she could easily hack it; she just needs some moral sp!!! And some good spelling!!!!!
 
#7
I enjoyed it (except when he spun round - felt slightly nauseous then) - go for it Mrs B and don't forget to obtain the video
 
#9
Henry_Tombs said:
Don't do it woman!

Death is invetiable, but at least put it off until old age, unless of course Mr tattybadger wants to turn you in for a younger model and has actually engineered this whole parchute jump thing with a possible candidate for suicide to make the tandem jump with you...........Hmmm have you checked to make sure he hasn't taken out any extra insurance on your life recently? :(
Now theres an idea for Mrs Mad :twisted:
 
#10
I say good drills if you do it, my ex girlfriend used to say women were tougher than men as they had to push a baby out.... fairone, it can't be worse than that can it.
 

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