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mrs palm

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bloke asks his girl for a hand job ,she says i dont know how,bloke says remember when you was a kid and you would shake up a bottle of coke ,well do that hand movement and you will soon get the hang of it.
5mins later the bloke is stood tears in eyes wax popping out of ears .snot shooting out of his nose.
whats up she says
get your fucking thum off the end he gasps
 

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