Mrs May can sack me If she likes.

#1
Hidden away in business released by the Government yesterday, and I apologise for no linky in advance As it was a TINY announcement that Mr Bodie (erstwhile deposed head of the boarder agency) has won his Industrial Tribunal Case for wrongfull dismissal.
Ok campers, bearing in mind that Mrs May (The Home Secreatry) was asked to settle the matter at the time for a nice reference and £100,000, and had a hissy fit noting that he would get nothing from her, especially a reference.
So question of the day campers did the Tribunal award Mr Bodie
A- Nothing (clue not this one)
B- 10p and his car parking (another clue, nope not his one either)
C- £225,000, his car parking, his lunch and a super duper reference (clue, as it was not either of the above this leads one to conclude that Mrs. Mays hissy fit was simply that, a woman having a hissy fit, and Mr. Bodie not only gets a nice reference but a shed load of money)

So given the Governments commitment to austerity this leads to 3 questions;
1- Should Mrs. May, paid the aforementioned lottery win out of her own pocket? If not
2- Should Mrs. May loose her job as the Government can't afford to many of her hissy fits? And
3- Should Mr. Bodie be supplied at Government Expenses with a wheelbarrow to carry away his not a penny from Mrs. May?

Of course the real question that need an answer is given the Governments paranoia over immigration, and the high profile sacking of Mr. Bodie a long serving extremely effective Government employee, and that his sacking and the manner of his sacking was something the Government was so proud to publicise his sacking? What the fuck is has changed so that the egg all over the governments face is smuggled out on a distraction day?
 
#2
Good on him. Being told not to worry about checking passports was Theresa Mays idea iirc ? It just fills you with confidence really . I'm sure nothing could possibly happen at the Olympics
 
#3
I'm jealous, he fucked her over before I had my chance...
 

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#4
It is a damned shame that due to other commitments I cannot make it down to London for the Olympics. With Theresa May in charge I would feel so safe.

Brodie Clark was and is, a stand-up suit who was stitched like a kipper by fish-faced enemies of the people. I hope the man cops a fortune and retires somewhere poncey like Dorset.
 
#5
Brodie Clark is a morale vacuum and a cunt. He should be drowned in a bucket of his own shit.
 

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#6
Brodie Clark is a morale vacuum and a cunt. He should be drowned in a bucket of his own shit.
You speak as a man with 40 years in the the civil service, much of it in the first division I trust? You speak as someone who fought reptile politicians and did his best for his staff, among swinging cuts and back stabbing bastards? Like Brodie Clark?

Good. Maybe check your spelling on 'morale'? I am not sure it is correct.
 
#9
I have always suspected that under Mrs. £225,000 there lies a woman with the most amazing under bits money can buy, who sports herself with a 12inch dildo black to boot. On account that most men prefer to take the lead when it comes to matters of shagging.
 
#10
Hidden away in business released by the Government yesterday, and I apologise for no linky in advance As it was a TINY announcement that Mr Bodie (erstwhile deposed head of the boarder agency) has won his Industrial Tribunal Case for wrongfull dismissal.
Ok campers, bearing in mind that Mrs May (The Home Secreatry) was asked to settle the matter at the time for a nice reference and £100,000, and had a hissy fit noting that he would get nothing from her, especially a reference.
So question of the day campers did the Tribunal award Mr Bodie
A- Nothing (clue not this one)
B- 10p and his car parking (another clue, nope not his one either)
C- £225,000, his car parking, his lunch and a super duper reference (clue, as it was not either of the above this leads one to conclude that Mrs. Mays hissy fit was simply that, a woman having a hissy fit, and Mr. Bodie not only gets a nice reference but a shed load of money)

So given the Governments commitment to austerity this leads to 3 questions;
1- Should Mrs. May, paid the aforementioned lottery win out of her own pocket? If not
2- Should Mrs. May loose her job as the Government can't afford to many of her hissy fits? And
3- Should Mr. Bodie be supplied at Government Expenses with a wheelbarrow to carry away his not a penny from Mrs. May?

Of course the real question that need an answer is given the Governments paranoia over immigration, and the high profile sacking of Mr. Bodie a long serving extremely effective Government employee, and that his sacking and the manner of his sacking was something the Government was so proud to publicise his sacking? What the fuck is has changed so that the egg all over the governments face is smuggled out on a distraction day?
How can she sack you? You are an unemployed fuckwit like your Brother Whet!
 
#11
Hidden away in business released by the Government yesterday, and I apologise for no linky in advance As it was a TINY announcement that Mr Bodie (erstwhile deposed head of the boarder agency) has won his Industrial Tribunal Case for wrongfull dismissal.
Which part would you like me to point out as not being true?

His damages settlement was agreed in March this year, but neither side disclosed the sum he had received.
However, the UK Border Agency's annual accounts have now revealed that he was granted £225,000 "without an admission of liability or wrongdoing from either side".

from: Ex-Border Force chief granted £225k compensation - Russell Jones & Walker


So - it hasn't just happened, and he hasn't won his case at tribunal, both sides settled 'out of court' without it going to tribunal.

Personally, I'd suggest more due to lilly livered PR men with the public chequebook not wishing to wash the dirty linen in public again, rather than any conviction that he had a strong case.
 
#12
How can she sack you? You are an unemployed fuckwit like your Brother Whet!
Bob if the title needs explaining, then you are more pissed than you realise? So get yourself off to bed before you regale us
with more of your witisisums?
 
#14
Which part would you like me to point out as not being true?

His damages settlement was agreed in March this year, but neither side disclosed the sum he had received.
However, the UK Border Agency's annual accounts have now revealed that he was granted £225,000 "without an admission of liability or wrongdoing from either side".

from: Ex-Border Force chief granted £225k compensation - Russell Jones & Walker


So - it hasn't just happened, and he hasn't won his case at tribunal, both sides settled 'out of court' without it going to tribunal.

Personally, I'd suggest more due to lilly livered PR men with the public chequebook not wishing to wash the dirty linen in public again, rather than any conviction that he had a strong case.
Getting £225k can be dressed up anyway you like, but I will ask you again should Mr. Bodie get a wheelbarrow to assist him? I only ask as B&Q give pensioners 10%off on a Wednesday and I could get a nice wilkinson sword number to assist?
Also £225k is rather a lot to put down to Mays PMT?
 
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#16
I have always suspected that under Mrs. £225,000 there lies a woman with the most amazing under bits money can buy, who sports herself with a 12inch dildo black to boot. On account that most men prefer to take the lead when it comes to matters of shagging.
How can she sack you? You are an unemployed fuckwit like your Brother Whet!
What have we agreed about spiking the water cooler with acid? You all recall the conversation, yes? What did we agree? SPIKING THE WATER COOLER WITH ACID IS BAD AND WRONG.

Now. Before I become emotional. What did we agree about spiking the water cooler with acid?

Jesus fucking Christ. Why me?
 
#17
You speak as a man with 40 years in the the civil service, much of it in the first division I trust? You speak as someone who fought reptile politicians and did his best for his staff, among swinging cuts and back stabbing bastards? Like Brodie Clark?

Good. Maybe check your spelling on 'morale'? I am not sure it is correct.
Fuck off. I know exactly what I meant. Brodie Clark is a bastard, who leaves nothing but wreckage in his wake. He must never be allowed near a public sector job again. He did nothing at all to defend jobs, pay or conditions for his staff. Why would he? He wasn't brought in to do that. Same as he wasn't brought in to do the same to the prison service, who hate him more than UKBA do. He was brought in to fuck it all up so it could all be handed to G4S, who we all know can do a much better job than any civil or public servant. Except soldiers....

Take your ill deserved money and fuck off Brodie! And be happy in the knowledge that you destroyed two government departments that worked rather well before you came along and forcibly merged them.
 
#18
Hidden away in business released by the Government yesterday, and I apologise for no linky in advance As it was a TINY announcement that Mr Bodie (erstwhile deposed head of the boarder agency) has won his Industrial Tribunal Case for wrongfull dismissal....
He was a true professional, and George Cowley must be turning in his grave.



Does anyone know how Doyle is doing, last I heard, he was a big-wig working for the MoJ.
 
#20
You speak as a man with 40 years in the the civil service, much of it in the first division I trust? You speak as someone who fought reptile politicians and did his best for his staff, among swinging cuts and back stabbing bastards? Like Brodie Clark?........................
Maybe he speaks as somebody who has worked in the Prison Service and had dealings with Brodie Clark? (And perhaps meant "morale".)
How long did you work with Mr Clark Iron to glean such insight of the man?
 

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