Mr_Fingerz is 50

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
So what can he expect in the coming years?
 
#3
Piles.
 
#8
You mean your not supposed to have them before your 50...fuck must be arse cancer then.
 
#9
21 year old nurses on a bus from Rinteln,
And a lottery win,
Katherine Jenkins and Natalie Imbruglia to both show up at your door on the same night to ask for somewhere to stay,
A round the world cruise on the QMII in a first class suite...


Senility may or may not bring you all this and more

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#10
Deafness,runny nose,no hair.But,pensioners bus pass in 15 years time,so no worries.
 

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B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#12
Semen retention.
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#14
Death followed by piles I can cope with.
 
#18
If you led anything like an active and adventurous youth, expect a lot of pain. Also, a lot of your bits like joints and back just give up and stop working.

Enjoy...
 
#19
outdoor-stairlift-stannah.jpg
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#20
A funeral plan and a free pen.
 

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