Mr_Fingerz is 50

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mr_Fingerz, Feb 13, 2013.

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  1. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    So what can he expect in the coming years?
  2. Piles, then death.
  3. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    The support and love of strangers on the internet
  4. Death of Piles, is that possible?
  5. hotel_california

    hotel_california LE Book Reviewer

    Death by piles.
  6. You mean your not supposed to have them before your 50...fuck must be arse cancer then.
  7. 21 year old nurses on a bus from Rinteln,
    And a lottery win,
    Katherine Jenkins and Natalie Imbruglia to both show up at your door on the same night to ask for somewhere to stay,
    A round the world cruise on the QMII in a first class suite...

    Senility may or may not bring you all this and more

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  8. Deafness,runny nose,no hair.But,pensioners bus pass in 15 years time,so no worries.

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  9. Erectile dysfunction.
  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Semen retention.
  11. A face like a scrunched up scrotum and apparently piles of death!!!
  12. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Death followed by piles I can cope with.
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