Mr Zulu Magama

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  1. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    I'm posting this because, whilst I receive a tiresome number of these fraudulent emails,invariably from Nigeria, this is a very plausible slant which seeks to take advantage of the appalling Mugabe's impact on his own people and it made me angry.

    These letters are a well-known con ( and go back in spirit to a fraud known as the Spanish Letter in the 19th C) but if there are any genuine Rhodies out there who want to string this barskit along please feel free:

    Oh and if there are any laid-up coppers who have a little time on their hands ......
    Dear friend,

    You may be surprise to receive this letter from me, since you don?t know me
    personally. I am ZULU MAGAMA, the son of JOHN KUYAMO MAGAMA, Who was recently
    murdered in the land dispute in Zimbabwe. I am glad to say that with the
    introduction of internet and website, I was opportune and pleasured to have come
    across your contact through this satellite media during my search. For a reliable and reputable person to handle a very confidential business which
    involve a transfer of fund to a foreign account, and I decided to write you. My late father was among the few black Zimbabwean opposition party, he was a
    rich farmer who was murdered by the agents of the ruling Government of President
    Robert Mugabe,
    For his alleged support and sympathy for the Zimbabwean opposition party
    controlled by the white minority, You will read more stories about President
    Mugabe's brutal acts by visiting this web Sites;
    Before my father's death, he had taken to Johannesburg and deposited the sum of
    Twenty five Million united state dollars (US 25,000,000) with a Security and
    Financial Company, the money right now is in NETHERLAND(EUROPE).as if he
    foreseen the looming danger in Zimbabwe. The money was deposited in boxes as
    valuable items to avoid over taxed custom clearance. This money was allocated
    for the purchase of new machinery and chemical product for Agro-allied farms and
    for the
    establishment of new farms in Lesotho and Swaziland.
    This land problem arose when President Robert Mugabe introduced a new land act
    that wholly affected the rich white farmers and some blacks vehemently condemned
    the "modus operandi" adopted by the government.
    This result to rampant killings and mob action by the war veterans and some
    political thugs, precisely more than three thousand( 3,000) people have so far
    been killed.

    Heads of government from the west, especially Britain and United States have
    voice their condemnation of Mugabe's plans. Subsequently, South Africa
    development community (S.A.D.C) has continuous supported Mugabe's New land act,
    it is against this background that my entire family who are currently residing
    in South Africa have decided to transfer my father's wealth and south Africa's
    government seems to be playing along with them. I am face with the dilemma of
    investing this money in South Africa for fear of encountering the same
    experience in the future, since both countries have almost the same political

    More so the south African foreign exchange policy does not allow such
    investment, Hence I am seeking for(political asylum).AS a business person whom I
    entrusted my future and That of my family into his hands, I must let you know
    that this transaction is 100% risk free and the nature of your business does not
    necessarily matter.

    For your assistance we are offering you 20% of the sum, 75% for me and my
    family, while 5% will be mapped out for any expenses that we may incurred during
    this transaction. We wish to invest our money on commercial properties based on
    your advice. Finally, I will demand for assurance that you will not abandon us
    when the money gets to your possession/account in your country, If this proposal
    is accepted please confirm your interest by sending me mail through this e-mail
    address :

    Mr. Zulu Magama

    Le Chevre
  2. I hope "Mr. Zulu Magama" gets to chat with Interpol very, very soon. :evil:
  3. Mr Magama has been up to this since 03............only then he signed himself as ZULU DANJUMA. The email addy has been blacklisted (can I still say that? Mods?!) by several ISPs and email providers.
  4. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    uh huh - so how is the cant still posting then?
    And if the Old Bill can track down Pete Townshend from a couple of visits to a kiddy-porn site, how come these barstewards can't be done over for SOMETHING...really gets on my t1ts this stuff.....GRRRRRRRRRR :evil:
    Edit; I looked up 'Nigerian 419 Scam' on Google and found this from the dear old Met;
    More at:

    Mister Magama seems to expect a return email at an Italian addy.....

    Le Chevre
  5. Agreed, Goatman. My current job involves a lot of liason with SB so, when krap like Mr Zulu Thingy pops up, guess who GOM gives a bell? Trouble is, unless the originator is UK based or the ISP can be directly 'approached' or there is a chance his nibs will come under UK law in the foreseeable future, then there is little UK plc can formally do.
  6. Why not take a look at this site there is sa whole web site of them, some being scammed back by the inteneted victims, it is worth reading the letters and other scambaiting items.

  7. ^
    Yesss! Top of these twits calls himself The Rev Dildo Jones, FFS!!
    Hours of 'no work done' coming up!!!!!!!
  8. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    Hmmm....Mister Zulu Magama also appears in

    For our American cousins in ARRSE who may have glanced at this, check this one out:


    Barstard - how low can they go.....

    Lee Shaver
  9. Read the "Great Penis Caper" on the 419 site - OMG it is the funniest thing I've come across in years.
  10. Where exactly is it on 419 site ???
  11. Very good, just read it
  12. There should be severe punishment for the balloons that actually part with money for these scams.
    I have no sympathy for anyone greedy or gullible enough to accept anything like this as genuine.
  13. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer


    sadly not everyone is as savvy as you feller......there are plenty of people out there who float through life a foot off the ground in a gentle fact I've been accused of doing just that.....but I'm off the medication now.

    Anyways I hope somebody gets stuck into Mr Magama big-style...I'll hold the coats.