Mr saville and other scum

DieHard

LE
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#1
With all the evil doings and predatory behaviour shown by these scum, a lot of people are wondering how a prosecution could be succsesfull. Operation yew tree has pulled in a few people but almost all the evidence is hearsay, short of a confesion a positive outcome could be difficult to achieve.

I propose that torture should be used to get a confesion and all methods used, simple methods like water boarding or blowing a hair dryer into the ear could work.
Using the right one always works and if it does not and the accused is actually innocent, then they could be patched up by the nhs, given some nectar points in compensation, and sent on there way with a warning to say nothing.
With the imagination of arrse members i think some inventive ways of getting a confesion would work.
What would you use to get one?


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#3
Personally I would subject them to a reading of your attempt at writing in English.

But then again I am a cruel sod at times.
 
#5
With all the evil doings and predatory behaviour shown by these scum, a lot of people are wondering how a prossecution could be succsesfull. Operation yew tree har pulled in a few people but almost all the evidence is hear say, short of a confesion a positive outcome could be difficult to achieve.

I propose that torture should be used to get a conffesion and all methods used, simple methods like water boarding or blowing a hair dryer into the ear could work.
Using the right one always works and if it does not and the accused is actually innocent, then they could be patched up by the nhs, given some nectar points in compensation, and sent on there way with a warning to say nothing.
With the imagination of arrse members i think some inventive ways of getting a conffesion would work.
What would you use to get one?


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I suggest that we accuse you of being a nonce, staple your cock to a table and then batter your testicles with a hammer until you confess to fiddling kiddies and get sent to pokey, get bummed by a big black guy called Natasha, catch AIDS and die a slow death - for starting this shit thread.
 

DieHard

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
I suggest that we accuse you of being a nonce, staple your cock to a table and then batter your testicles with a hammer until you confess to fiddling kiddies and get sent to pokey, get bummed by a big black guy called Natasha, catch AIDS and die a slow death - for starting this shit thread.
Thats the spirit, done in true tradition.
It is shit i agree. But you have now contributed to it too

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#11
How about a soldering iron up the ring piece, plug in, turn on, and wait!!

For the PC among you, we will use vaseline.

Cheers
Gadge
 
#15
With all the evil doings and predatory behaviour shown by these scum, a lot of people are wondering how a prossecution could be succsesfull. Operation yew tree har pulled in a few people but almost all the evidence is hear say, short of a confesion a positive outcome could be difficult to achieve.
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So, what is a positive outcome? Someone getting arrested and convicted purely on hearsay, without a proper investigation?

All he did was finger a few skanky kids that would do anything for a Texan Bar and a Sherbet Dip.
And a Dairyley!!!
 
#17
Personally something like this should do the trick.

[video=youtube;i_y7YEIphts]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_y7YEIphts[/video]
 
#18
I'm more interested in Diehards sig block.

It should read - "Aim for the Moon, even if you miss you'll probably hit some cunt you don't like a few streets away."
 

DieHard

LE
Book Reviewer
#19
I'm more interested in Diehards sig block.

It should read - "Aim for the Moon, even if you miss you'll probably hit some cunt you don't like a few streets away."
Thanks i wil change it later

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DieHard

LE
Book Reviewer
#20
Give the bloke a break!

All he did was finger a few skanky kids that would do anything for a Texan Bar and a Sherbet Dip.
Do they still make Texan Bars?

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