Mr. Mushroomhead

Which Mushroom do you prefer?

  • El Mostacho

    Votes: 16 66.7%
  • Regulation Moustache

    Votes: 8 33.3%

  • Total voters
    24
#1
Now, because I'm a sad bastard with no life, I've been having a go at a spot of badge/patch designing because of this thread: http://www.arrse.co.uk/cars-bikes-n-afvs/190151-scooter-culture-arrse-patch.html

It's been mentioned that it would be nice to have Mr. Mushroomhead in the badge, so I've set about updating Lord F's original design due to MTP and new boots being introduced.

Question is, keep the old El Mostacho, or use a regulation (no facial hair below the top lip) moustache?


El Mostacho:





Regulation Moustache:








Answers on a postcard please.
 

DieHard

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
How about an old moustache and him in old dpm with a slr for the old and bold, and your regulation one for the young guns, two designs I know but just a thought
 

Legs

ADC
Book Reviewer
#4
There's nowt wrong with the current 'tash, nor the current eyes, so bugger off and leave 'em well alone, you vile heathen.
 

Auld-Yin

ADC
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#5
The eyes need to be bloodshot and the nose slightly reddened, just to keep in character like.

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#6
A Disonaro on the rocks would also make him look an onanist of the first order.

I suspect that's not quite the image the redesign is seeking to convey? A bottle of that achingly trendy eastern European lager that's about 9% abv, costs a week's wages and which provides the imbiber not with beer goggles but beer laser eye treatment (by which I mean that, like a laser shone direct into the eye, it makes you completely blind) would be a better option, I'd contend.

And keep the old tache. Otherwise there's a danger of him looking like David Seaman.
 
#9
As an Antipodean, therfore, not worthy to grace your shadows :) I reckon 'tache a-la porn. All the de riguer during the 70's early 80's amoungst a certain crowd of gentlefolk.
 
#10
Regulation is good, or a tour 'tache. "El Moustacho" is a bit village people
 

seaweed

LE
Book Reviewer
#11
You have rules now? Here's one of my g-gfathers, he is not in rig in this pic but was a Major, Royal Artillery when this was taken.

FJBurridge1880s.jpg

His brother (a civilian) had a similar one and when he visited my great aunt her children would always plead for onion soup in the hope he could be sent home with bits of on ion stuck in his moustache.
 
#12
^ Oh, where has it all gone? That elan, panache, je ne sais quoi when it comes to the 'tache. I say bring back the 'tache...not this ersatz clean skinned metroboy jobbies. Man up! :)
 
#13
You have rules now? Here's one of my g-gfathers, he is not in rig in this pic but was a Major, Royal Artillery when this was taken.

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His brother (a civilian) had a similar one and when he visited my great aunt her children would always plead for onion soup in the hope he could be sent home with bits of on ion stuck in his moustache.
Is the real reason for these Mo's is that he can have a hearty breakfast and then feed of it from the remnants during the rest of the day when he feels the need?
 
#15
You see there's too much mascilinity and not enough diversioty in the orginal and your designs.

Here's my submission, it ticks all the PC boxes; Women, LGBT, kids, old knackers

Mushroom.JPG
 

CanteenCowboy

LE
Book Reviewer
#16
Replace pint with can o McEwans Export, NOW.....

In case of lowlanders bottle o' Buckie, remember instant £1000 fine if Buckie involved in any incident......
 
#18
Is that a gap between his heels or drool ?



CrabfatBill
It's his heels. Mr Shiitake doesn't normally drool (You see I've renamed him to also to appeal to the middle-class dinner party set. Mere Mushrooms ars soooo common), but can do after a particlualry hard session on the Campari's

You see it just oozes diversity.
 

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