Mr Kipling re spun

Why it’s a crap poem just like the other 50 threads dedicated to people butchering Kipling. Fcuking squaddie’s are so predictable with their choice of poets why don’t some try and whinge in the form of a Haiku, or heroic verse. Its just laziness.
polar69 said:
And rubbish, what did our Rudyard know about war eh ?? eh ?????
Nothing but his cakes did help to break the monotony of eating compo.
Kipling's works are just so f ucking predicatable an I'm getting tired of being sick at maudlin poems written in his "style" I fear my stomach will never untie.

Haiku however Herr. Grass would rock.

The dust of Helmand
Blows into my brew
F ucking threaders.

Any more?
Actually a haiku should consist of 5,7,5 syllables (IIRC):

I'm a poor squaddy
Cóck rotting from poking Dale
Wish I was in 'Ghan

Or for a more liberalised approach to the haiku:

Terry's mortar rounds land
Accommodation block heads skywards
Ruining my morning thrap.
Sh.t Poems written by
Boring Civis do my nut in
Pack it in you cnuts

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