Mr Jolly in charge of MoD communications

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  1. "The Ministry of Defence (MoD) has appointed the University of Cambridge's 'black propaganda' expert Stephen Jolly to its top comms role. His specialisms at the university include the topic of 'black propaganda', which relates to the spreading of false information in a conflict."

    So, leaving aside the obvious point that the MoD has ppointed an expert on spreading false information to lead its communications, 'Mr Jolly' seems an unfortunate name for the role.

    What would be more appropriate?
    Mr Mean?
    Mr Grumble?
    Mr Muddle?
    Mr Nonsense?
  2. Bad CO

    Bad CO LE Admin Reviews Editor Gallery Guru

    Mr Cake & ARRSE
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  3. Mr. Lying **** who specialises in dipping turds in glitter and telling everyone how fantastic everything is?
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  4. I read that one to my daughter when she was younger.
  5. As in Grumble and Grunt?

    Very Arrse-appropriate if I may say so. Fine work. I wonder how much he'll be paid?
  6. Mr Pravda - "There are no cuts, everyone is happy".
  7. More to the point is how much will he get paid when he leaves after fcuking it all up. Mr Goldenballs.
  8. I would use the C word to describe this C, but its CA so I will refrain from referring to the C as an obnoxious C.
  9. All I can picture is Dom Joly shouting into his massive yuppy phone.
  10. seaweed

    seaweed LE Book Reviewer

    Anticipating Christmas message from MoD: "Ho Ho Ho!"
  11. He doesn't look very Jolly? Is he being paid to 'take out' Nicholas Parsons?

  12. Brilliant. Bet he gets his tonic from Heime Henderson.
  13. Do you mean you can't say **** in here? Who knew?
  14. Looking at the new govt web site he needs sacking already.
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