Mr Gay UK - Cooking tips.

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  1. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

  2. Wouldn't be the first time the poof had browned his meat :D
  3. Toad in the hole ?
  4. More arrsers are interested in hermers than in cookery. :D
  5. Did he eat his meat with two veg?

    Ah is that my coat?
  6. He apparently could not eat his own cooking.

    He's a chef FFS. He should be able to do better than that.

    If he had used fresh herbs and a nice cold-pressed Tuscan oil it should have come out at least edible. Maybe serve it with fava beans and a fine Chianti.
  7. Was he attempting to cook Coq Au Vin?
  8. Andrew Stubbs, prosecuting, said the two men had been involved some kind of relationship in the past and that Morley was troubled by his sexuality.

    Killing and trying to eat someone goes beyond trouble with sexuality

    And everyone knows the best spices for human meat is a nice Goan curry
  9. Crispy prawn knackers with sweet and sour balls. Nothing gathered in the spring - more like in the ring dear.

    Oh, and hold onto your Tilbury's ladies for the special. Sweet and sour pork sword offered up with a strawberry knob surprise.

    Now, how delicious is that darlings..

    Toodle Pip...
  10. Jeffrey Dahmer, Dennis Nilsen and now this bloke, what is it with gay killers and eating people.
  11. They want to experience the entire "he slipped out of my arrse" one more time.
  12. He got up on stage and paraded himself around, in a gay contest and had trouble with his sexuality? FFS! I think the prosecution needs to see it is a load of bollocks and get a grip.

    Not like that though...stop sniggering at the back.
  13. Spotted dick a speciality. (Alledgedly)