Mr Brown is at the Window.

#1
Now i have not followed through for years.
But did a mighty fart earlier and a small line of Mr Brown came out.
Been to the loo and dropped a large amount onto Mr Armitage-Shanks.

Whats the best way to get Mr Brown off a quilt bed cover?
 

Grumblegrunt

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#4
a quilt cover as in duvet cover or a quilted bed cover as in bedspread cos you married a woman named hyacinth?
 
#5
Working on the assumption that washing it is a bit too obvious and/or difficult, pop a bar of Cadbury's Fruit and Nut in the microwave to soften it, then pop it under the duvet. It's a bit easier to explain why you went to bed with a bar of choccie than it is to explain why you've cacked yourself.
 
#6
when you go to bed with your mrs, wait for her to fall asleep and slide a chocolate button inbetween her arse cheeks

then wake up in the morning and ask her what she think she's playing at
 
#7
when you go to bed with your mrs, wait for her to fall asleep and slide a chocolate button inbetween her arse cheeks

then wake up in the morning and ask her what she think she's playing at
Conversely, my doris let go a wetty t'other evening, just as I was on the agony strokes, nice gloopy dot on the bottom sheet under her gluteus maximus, vodka and beans on toast are a bad mix I fear
 
#12
Conversely, my doris let go a wetty t'other evening, just as I was on the agony strokes, nice gloopy dot on the bottom sheet under her gluteus maximus, vodka and beans on toast are a bad mix I fear
How did you get the vodka to stay on the toast?
 
#13
Close the curtains, then he'll not see in!!
 
#14
Scraped Mr Brown off with a decent knife & cleaned up a bit.
Eating chocolate on the bed was a good call!
Amazing how a bit of a spray of lynx works.

No visit from Mr Brown today so yesterdays clear out worked;-)
 

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