Mr and Mrs MEP - bizarre propaganda from the EU

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by FORMER_FYRDMAN, Jun 26, 2013.

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  1. FORMER_FYRDMAN

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

  2. Why is French the premier language on each page?

    Surely the four languages should rotate in senority.

    Or English should be at the top, as it is the international language.
     
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  3. FORMER_FYRDMAN

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    I think language issues are the least of the problem.
     
  4. You aint seen nothing yet. Try googling "Captain Euro"

    The good captain is a clean cut, some might say Aryan, European superhero whose mission is "To use, wherever possible, intellect, culture and logic - not violence - to take control of difficult criminal situations."

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    That would presumably include such crimes as querying the expenses claimed by MEPs, which got one reporter a good slapping yesterday or daring to vote "no" in a referendum.

    Of course, every clean cut, Aryan ubermensch needs an evil, superfoe and the good Capn' is no different. Here is the evil Dr D. Vider (gettit?)

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    The suspiciously Jewish looking Dr Vider is both a banker and a millionaire thus ticking all the boxes for entry to the Left's pantheon of evil. Don't worry though. I expect he's Israeli and therefore deserves everything he gets.

    No man is an island and the Capn' has a band of helpers including camp guard, err sorry I meant guard dog "Lupo". Like one of ARRSEs favourite sons (are you reading this Jarrod?), Lupo likes nothing more than to sink his teeth into some man meat, preferably circumcised

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    FFS why doesn't the EU just recycle stuff like this from Europe's past:-

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  5. There, put that right for you. No charge.
     
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  6. And therein is why the human race is doomed!
     
  7. We could also look in to the various situations that Mr and Mrs MEP get in to, such as not bing able to send letters due to envelope shortage.

    Also, is this opening the door to MEP dynasties? Where is Master and Miss MEP, persuing an internship?
     
  8. Don't be silly. They're still at school. Despite that, they're both earning €100k as research assistants for mum and dad. When they leave primary school, they can expect a substantial pay rise.
     
  9. Ah.... Euro-Marxist tripe..... so that's where our tax payers pounds go to, to support propaganda from a bunch of Euro-Marxist Twits in the EU-SSR Land in Brussels......
     

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  10. goatrutar with tastes like that maybe you ought to head north a couple of thousand ks to a set of earthquake prone islands east of China. They cater for those tastes and others there.
     
  11. My attitude to the huge cake and arse party going on at my expense in Brussels is best captured in this poster:

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  12. This is just begging for a viral parody/pisstake to be done on it.

    (1) - Mr and Mrs MEP are in Strasbourg to do their day's work. But many other MEPs just sign in to claim a €300 daily allowance and then go home.
    - Activity: Find the very overweight cat hidden in the picture.

    (2) - MEPs love to spend other people's money. They gave Malmo, Sweden's third-largest city, €80,000 to create a virtual version of itself in the online game Second Life.
    - Activity: Try to find someone who still uses Second Life. Or even remembers it.

    (3) - But they're very bad at keeping proper records and avoiding corruption. For the last 18 years, the Court of Auditors has refused to sign off the EU accounts.
    - Activity: Count the number of f***s that the MEPs could give. Hint: it's a very small number.

    (4) - The auditors estimated there were 'errors' in 3.9% of the EU budget.
    - Activity: If the annual budget is €130 billion, how many schools and hospitals could you build with all that waste?

    Anyone good with the clip art?
     
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  13. FORMER_FYRDMAN

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer