MP's Medal design your suggestions.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Abdiel, Mar 4, 2012.

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  1. Google produced this:

    Filthy-Thieving-Bastards-A-Melody-of-Retreads-and-Broken-Quills.jpg
     
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  2. Perhaps they have been reading up on Baron Samedi the Walt of Walts...... the medal they should receive is Penis on a stick shaped one.. with a pair of testicles hanging off it.... attached.... oink, oink
     
  3. How about a gang tattoo, like evry little thieving c**t has?
     

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  4. i would not even give them a chocolate coin never mind a fucking medal.
     
  5. They want a medal...... Join the armed forces!
     
  6. Typical of the self serving cunts (all parties), why do they feel the need for a gong?
    Services to fucking up the country?
     
  7. Maybe one showing a robber with a swag bag running away.

    with words around the edge saying i was a thieving useless member of parliament and all i got for it was this lousy medal.
     
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  8. MEDAL.gif
    just a thought
     
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  9. A few of them certainly deserve one of these...
     

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  10. Just another to add to the stream of club badges given out by that woman in the big council house at the end of the mall.
     
  11. My medal for them would be the colour of old gold- to represent their liking for shiny, with a heart of lead for our heritage of heavy industry, a spitzer tip to acknowledge our ties with Germany, a boat tail for our seafaring traditions, of a diameter sufficient for big game- as that is what politics seems to be. Lastly, this is well overdue, so should be delivered as quickly as possible. 3000 fps should do it.
     
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  12. It should look like a banana.

    As they start out green & straight, and soon become yellow & bent.

    The self serving cunts.
     
  13. Perhaps sphincter-shaped, in bronze with red enamel piles.

    The ribbon? Brown, probably
     
  14. HHH

    HHH LE

    Here's my design, they would wear it around their necks.

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