MPs crisis: House of Commons hit ‘by loo roll shortage’

#3
That's because they have to use it on 2 orifices.
 

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#4
More news releases trying to evoke a bit of sympathy?

Fcuk right off! Thieving, lying, corrupt, fat, greedy pigs. Off to the butcher with the lot of them.
 
#5
Biped said:
More news releases trying to evoke a bit of sympathy?

Fcuk right off! Thieving, lying, corrupt, fat, greedy pigs. Off to the butcher with the lot of them.
Bless you for your compassion, think of them scrabbling for a "white paper" as their trousers are round their ankles, bad luck the Green Party with their paper less offices :D
 
#8
I remember Jacko had a few words on a similar subject prior to TELIC 1 when it was reported that soldiers didn't have any bog-roll. It was words to the effect that 'He would be surprised if their were soldiers without the initiative to get hold of some or improvise'.

Perhaps they could wipe thie crimpers with the piles of unused Lisbon Treaty referendum ballot papers.
 
#10
flipflop said:
Perhaps they could wipe thie crimpers with the piles of unused Lisbon Treaty referendum ballot papers.
But that would imply they had at some point intended to give us a referendum, which of course they never did!
 
#11
I take it that Prescott has been in for a dump then? The big fat turd just keeps pulling the paper until the brown stripe stops!

They could probably get away with wiping their elbows on all the money they've printed since Gordon embarked on his mission to save the world.
 
#12
what about all of brown policy paper for when he doesnt win the election,

come on guys recycle and all that
 
#15
Couldn't someone have gone to the local Tesco Express?
Or do they need Special paper,hand made from refined Yak fur and spun on the thighs of Cuban virgins?
 
#16
I remember Yanks troops on Ex Crusader, nicking the Brit gov issue bog roll when they found each sheet had 'Government Property' stamped on.
john
Mind you out here we have water jet to wash away the mucky, far better then paper or using your left hand a la Bint Laden.
 
#19
scoobydont said:
They could use their expense claims, they put enough sh1t on them anyway.
It might be shit to you.
To them, it's their bread and butter.
 
#20
Tawahi-50 said:
What the hell was the Master of the Rolls supposed to be doing then?
Brilliant!!! :D :D :D
 

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