MPs Beat Each Other With Clubs

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by far2young2die, Mar 18, 2005.

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  1. Nice!

    I would put money on hoon hiding behind the solid lump that is charles clarke should the shit hit the fan! :lol:
  2. Is it true that Charles Clarke is constructed entirely of "dark matter" and the floors of Queen Anne's Gate have been specially strengthened to take his immense density?? Or is he just a fat cnut?
  3. I'd put my money on a predilection towards greasy fried mars bars!

    I heard he was introduced to them by two chins prescot, who was introduced to the delicacy by John 'Himmler' Reid :twisted: