Movie Sex

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by xmaninblack, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked me in the eye and said,

    "Make love to me like in the movies."

    So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.

    She went mental.

    I guess we don't watch the same movies.
  2. Is it me, or did I post this joke five places down?