Movie Characters for a hard-nosed Section....

Discussion in 'Films, Music and All Things Artsy' started by Mediaeval, Jan 26, 2013.

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  1. Thought I'd have a go at working out who'd be in my hand-picked Section (and Pl HQ) if I had the pick of the movies:

    Pl Comd - Winters (Band of Brothers)
    Pl Sgt - Steiner (Cross of Iron)

    Sect Comd - Vorenus (Rome)
    Sect 2IC - Roy Batty (Blade Runner)
    Hugo Steglitz - Inglorious Basterds
    Titus Pullo - Rome
    Doctore - Spartacus
    Jackson - Saving Private Ryan
    Most characters played by Samuel L Jackson
    Joe Roberts - the Hill
    Hooky - Zulu
    Hoot - Black Hawk Down

    Could be a bit difficult to manage - possibly a few too many leaders...!
     
  2. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    The A Team.

    I win.
     
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  3. Big Dutches Squad that get creamed by a not so friendly big brother of ET.
    Lets face it they did mallet those pesky Rebels.
     
  4. The Swede and Gunny Highway
     
  5. Keira Knightley
    Kate Beckinsale
    Audrey Hepburn
    Natalie Portman
    Mila Kunis

    Plus lots of eunuchs to stag on/hold them down. We'd be shit, but I wouldn't give a fúck.
     
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  6. You are Jimmy Savile and I claim my £5. They couldn't fill a C-cup put together...
     
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  7. Plt Cmdr: Kelly from Kelly's heroes
    Plt Sgt: Bilko
    Sect Cmdr: 8ball
    2ic: radar Oreiley from MASH
     
  8. It would be awfully nice to have that platoon from Walmington-on-sea helping me out
     
  9. FORMER_FYRDMAN

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    Aragorn and Legolas, with Lucius Maximus in reserve - my input limited to 'carry on chaps', before leaving them to it and pushing off to to shag Red Sonja while she begs to be allowed to join the infantry.
     
  10. Exactly- you get more vaginas per van load using my method.
     
  11. Feldwebel Willy Bieier, Obergerfrieter Joseph Porta, Feldwebel Alfred Kalb, Obergefreiter Wolfgang Creutzfeldt to start with.
     
  12. the dirty dozen, as a reminder of pretty much every section I ever served in.