Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by MrGg, Jun 26, 2013.

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  1. Hey,

    Was wondering if anyone could give me a quick run-down of regs regarding moustaches?

    I know a few of the lads got some going for movember, but since it's a charity thing idk if it was an exception? From what I can find from google it seems they are allowed within reason. Guessing I'd need someone's permission at least?

    Rather ask here than get the otherwise inevitable piss-taking haha.

  2. Moustaches are a regimental decision, if you want one it will have to conform to your regimental tradition. Ask your RSM, he'll be pleased that you are keeping tradition alive.
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  3. Fair enough, I thought as much. Thank you, I'll go have a chat with him!
  4. Everything above your curb chain is yours.
  5. Just think "Jason King".
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  6. moust.jpg moustache2.jpg Take your pick..
  7. Not familiar with this site, are you?
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  8. I, too, used to worry about my moustache, but since I discovered Immac I haven't looked back.

    Hope this helps.
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  9. They have to be made of hair and have to be above the top lip.
  10. According to MATT6, conformance with anti-sexism protocol requires that women be permitted to have moustaches.

    Under the same protocol, if they so wish, men can have periods.
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  11. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    Never seen the point of a moustache. Its the point where curry and snot meet...................
  12. I always wanted to grow a moustache. 2 years ago I did it, in just under two weeks I had a proper gay biker style tache.

    The only trouble was that I then realised that I looked like a gay biker. So it said hello to 'Mr Gillette' and by interest in growing one disappeared at the same time.

  13. [​IMG]

    Thats that sorted then.
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  14. Can I have chocolate & moods instead?
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  15. I'm not sure. MATT6 doesn't mention foreplay.