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Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by phil245, May 30, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

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  2. Ha fooking ha :S
     
  3. Squeek.
     
  4. Bit cheesy


    Sent from my iPhone after numerous autocorrections of correct spellings
     
  5. Taxi for Phil!
     
  6. tampax_mouse.jpg
     
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  7. The Green Lobby should applaud that. At least it's organic!
     
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  8. Is this true?



    The reason for the string on a tampax is so the crabs can go bungie jumping???
     
  9. A Black kid was walking down the beach one day when he saw a strange looking bottle washed in by the surf.

    The kid picks up the bottle out of the sand, pulls out the cork and POOF out pops a Jewish Genie.

    The Jewish Genie says to the kid "Oy Vay! Since you released me from that bottle I will grant you three wishes my life already.

    The black kid thinks, ann says "Man, I wanna be WHITE, UPTIGHT and OUT OF SIGHT" and POOF - the Genie turns him into a Tampax.


    The moral of the story is - never accept a free gift of a Jewish Genie because there's always a string attached.
     
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