Ha fooking ha :S
Is this true?

The reason for the string on a tampax is so the crabs can go bungie jumping???
A Black kid was walking down the beach one day when he saw a strange looking bottle washed in by the surf.

The kid picks up the bottle out of the sand, pulls out the cork and POOF out pops a Jewish Genie.

The Jewish Genie says to the kid "Oy Vay! Since you released me from that bottle I will grant you three wishes my life already.

The black kid thinks, ann says "Man, I wanna be WHITE, UPTIGHT and OUT OF SIGHT" and POOF - the Genie turns him into a Tampax.

The moral of the story is - never accept a free gift of a Jewish Genie because there's always a string attached.
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