Mouse problem

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  1. Like South Australia, Victoria are in the midst of a mouse plaque.
    We've had a problem in our locale with field mice and roof rats.
    I've had to buy bait twice from Bunnings to get rid of them.
    My son who works in the city delivering Adairs (Manchester goods) to their shops he was telling me,
    'Sleepeeze' the bedding company have a serious problem arisen about the imported Japanese beds.
    Apparently they've had many complaints from very irate customers about the Japanese beds.
    The main complaint the legs are collapsing. On inspection, it appears they've been gnawed away.
    They complained to the company in Japan who imediately checked with their quality control.
    The Quality Control could only come up with, it is probably the recent earthquake that has caused
    the worst case of 'Futon Mouse Disease" they've ever encountered.