Mourne this you cnut

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Hoolie, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A lady, who's been mourning her husband for 4 years finally goes away with a man for a weekend...

    On their First night together, she gets naked except for a pair of black knickers.

    He asks "Why the black knickers?"

    She says "You can fondle my breasts, my body is yours to explore, but down there I'm still in mourning"

    Next night, the same thing, only this time he is wearing a black condom.

    She asks "Whats with the black condom?"

    To which he replies "I want to offer my condolences!" :twisted: