Mothers Body Kept In Freezer For 20 Years

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  1. That's cold, that is...
     
  2. What an Ice Queen. She really has a cold heart.
     
  3. So her pension was frozen for 20 years?
     
  4. Just waiting for that slapper Katona to pop up and say "So thats why mums go to iceland"
     
  5. I would like to know the make of the freezer.....not many keep on running that long these days
     
  6. Bet she still had more movement than my ex wife when you jump her! What taxi for mcccabe, Ill get my coat
     
  7. Biped

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    She's on ice.
     
  8. she had a cold heart for years
     
  9. Oh fcuk,

    You mean you're NOT supposed to keep it in the freezer..........

    Daaaaaad!!!
     
  10. Dad: "What do you mean your mum's not in the freezer... 'course she's in there!"
    Son: "I'm telling you she's gone... look for yourself. There's only a large Christmas turkey"
    Dad: "What are you talking about! We had that last Christmas. errr.... "
     
  11. best place for her

    Stops the sort yacking like my mother in law
     
  12. This is just up the road from me, I wonder if I know their neighbours.
    I can imagine the scenario, I'm defrosting my freezer can you put some stuff in yours for a few hours
    Next day, this food we got back yesterday and defrosted dont half taste like old people.....!!!!!
     
  13. That one caught me off guard :D
     
  14. Well, the Police seem pretty chilled about it.