Mother Offers BJ's

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fltpilot, Sep 14, 2012.

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  1. I don't care, that is gopping and wouldn't hammer that with a mallet.
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  2. 34 my Arrse! 43 more like and ruff as a badgers Arrse
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  3. Is that 34 years old or 34 stone?
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  4. "Mother cried rape after calling police claiming partygoers burgled her"

    oh er missus

  5. Fussy - every holes a goal mucker.
  6. A munter of the highest order - wouldn't be surprised if she's surfaced in ScaleyAlbert's colelction. The other links on the page really do show the Mail to be the bastion of porn:

    'It will be the most sensual and close sex you have ever had': The saucy love note that prison nurse allegedly penned to jailed rapist serving a life sentence (Munterish)

    'I saved my honour': Mother shoots and decapitates rapist who made her pregnant and then dumps his head in village square
    (Not Surrey but Turkey - catches they eye though)
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    Stay classy Tadworth.
  8. I've taken worse home from several different squaddie bars.
  9. Wonder what the feminist lobby would have to say on the rape conviction rate with reference to this? And then on sexual violence against minors?
  10. Well perhaps, but i don't think i could raise much more than a grimace for that one.
  11. At least yours had homes to go to!
  12. First one then the other!
  13. ‘She is as much the victim as the victim himself.’

    He said the offence happened after the breakdown of her marriage and Baker turned to alcohol as a way of coping.

    Fuck off....that's bollocks. She is a poor old victim is she, just because here marriage broke down and she turned into a piss head. That probably applies to most of us on here! Lets try that as an excuse next time we fuck up......Bollocks I tell ya.